Doctor jokes jokes

A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....

"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital." "Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

Doctor: I can't treat you.

Orphan: Why!

Doctor: I'm a family doctor.

Why did the doctor get mad?

Because he was losing his patients.

When does a doctor get mad?

When he runs out of patients!

"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.