Do jokes

9/11

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

Stage

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

Tractor

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

Rape

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

Rape

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Boy

Why do people think about handsome boys at night?

Because they're dreamy!

Child Support

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

Orphan

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Shepherd

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

Orphan

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.