Do jokes
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.