Do jokes
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"