Do jokes

You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."

Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!

So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.

Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:

Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.

(I would never do that though I love puppies)

What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.

How do kill a redneck?

Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.

How do you poop?

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

Where do rape victims live?

In kennels.

How do you know someone is autistic?

They get stuck in a loop very often.

What do you call a simp, Adrian?

What do you call a skeleton's erection?

A boner.

Why do girls not have balls?

Because they don’t.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.

What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?

Snowballs.