Do jokes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why do orphans air?
Itβs invisible just like their parents.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Memes
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeΓ±o business!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!