Do jokes
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Memes
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
What do you call a Punjabi thatβs drowning? Mandeep.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why do yβall do this?
Because you're lonely.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.