Do jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
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What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Memes
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.