Do jokes
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Memes
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese