How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
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Diplomacy Jokes
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.