Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
