Dino jokes
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.