A fireman a policeman and a carpenter went on a fishing trip, the fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers and they are half brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father but they are not brothers, how is this possible?
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It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", one of my best friends would still be alive
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
What's the difference between jesus and a holy whore, Jesus got pegged against a cross
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
What’s the difference between a violin and viola? The viola burns longer
whats the difference between an emo people and normal people, normal people have wrists
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
me: what is the different off ur mom and a mouscito. friend: let me guess they both sucks u.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?...
Herpes stays around
your forehead is so big that it has five different timezones
What's the difference between Obama and trump? Obama was a president and trump was a whiney bitch!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
what is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan, a normal kid has a family
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you. nothing
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!
