Dexterity jokes

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.