Deviance jokes

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Just trying to fit in.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?