Deviance jokes

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Just trying to fit in.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?