Deviance jokes

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Just trying to fit in.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.