Deviance jokes
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?