Deviance jokes

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Just trying to fit in.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?