Depressed people

Depressed people jokes

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.