What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies? the color black
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes
Where do depressed people got to eat
Suicide sonic
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
