Departure jokes

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

A Muslim enters a building... Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

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Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.

They say they'll stay, but I left first.

My father left me at a young age.

He was only five.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!

What did the poo say to the ass?

"I left you."

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.