my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class 😬
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo
How do demons cry?
ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB
if satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know your blind.
yo mama so ugly when she go to church they say its a demon!?
What is Satan's way to go to places, a helicopter
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? "No, there are no gost or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
(demons in my head) *i laugh to meet them*...
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
yo mamma so ugly that even god said be gone DEMON!
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
