Delay jokes

How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!

So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.

A man gets an email from his doctor.

"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."

The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.