Delaware River jokes

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.

Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

Dams are dam strange.