Deez Nutz Jokes

Salad

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

Rhydon

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

Sawcon

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!