Decor jokes

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.