On Christmas Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap. Joking I know they work hard, they run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
