I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
