Decor jokes
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I like my kids like I like my lamps. Hung from the ceiling.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.