What do you call a hung autist... Dead
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
I gave a dead kid airpods
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
when you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead then you fail at suiciding-
A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish
Friend 1: did you? Depressed friend 2: I didn't! Friend one: swear on your life! Depressed friend 2: I swear A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
