Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
whats the diference between a dead person and a walkie talkie
a dead person does not walkie or talkie
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
Do You know when an African doesn't feel hungry? When he is is dead.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple