Dead babies jokes
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.