Dead babies jokes
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.