How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
