Dead babies jokes

Baby

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while I'm doing it.

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  • Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.

    Baby

    What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

    I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    Baby

    How do you make a dead baby float?

    Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!

    Baby

    What's yellow and can't swim?

    A school bus full of dead babies.

    Shark

    Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

    Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

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  • Baby

    What's better than a pile of dead babies?

    One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.

    Lambo

    What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

    I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

    Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    More than five because my basement is still dark.

    Baby

    Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.

    Baby

    What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

    100 dead babies in a trash can.

    What is worse than that?

    There's a live one at the bottom.

    What is worse than that?

    It eats its way out.

    What is worse than that?

    It comes back for seconds.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

    I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

    I don't own a Ferrari.

    Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

    Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    More than 9 because my basement is still dark.

    Baby

    What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

    Stopping it with a shovel.

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  • Baby

    What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

    Baby

    I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...