What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree???
My dick while I'm doing it.
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb. well there is 69 in my basement and its still dark
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
Q: How do you make a fire? A: Oil and dead babies
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.