How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
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whats the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my Garage.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
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How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead baby's on it.
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
