Dead babies jokes
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.