Dead babies jokes
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"