Dead babies jokes
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.