Dead babies jokes
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten!
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.