Dead babies jokes
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.