Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
