Dead babies jokes
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.