Dead Babies Jokes

Whats worse than 100 dead babies in a skip? The one thats still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never grow old.

How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...

What's Yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of dead babies

What's better than one dead baby?

2 dead babies.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car you won’t find a 5.7l v8

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw em

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby inna clown costume.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.