Dab me Up jokes

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.

And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.