
Cyclops jokes
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Coooper
Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.


