Cyclops

Cyclops jokes

Teacher

  • Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

    Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

    Animal

  • One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

    ...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.

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