Cyclist

Cyclist Jokes

Bridge

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Signal

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

Road

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"