I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
Are you roblox cuz I wanna play ya all day
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight
Are u gay yeah Cuz I loved u
Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏
everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7 cuz 7 8 9 but why does 10 have ptsd
cuz it’s between 9/11
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
why did the t-rex not clap when you won a prize ans - cuz its dead
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s
