Curtis jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.