Curtis jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.