What do you call you're daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
what do you call an indian that came home late a crufue muncher
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
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