What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
What do u call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it a Filipino.
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa
What do polish people in 🇵🇱 Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
