Cultural sensitivity jokes

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?

It was a failure because:

South Americans don’t know the word “please.”

Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”

Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”

Balkans don’t know the word “give.”

Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”

Africans don’t know the word “food.”

Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”

Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”

Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.