Cultural sensitivity jokes

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...