Cultural sensitivity jokes

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."