Cultural reference jokes

Why is Jesus in pieces?

Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."