Cultural reference jokes

Why is Jesus in pieces?

Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."