
Cruel jokes
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.