Crazy people jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Crazy people be like (the circled ones) :
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.