Crazy people jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Crazy people be like (the circled ones) :
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.