Cowboi jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.