Coverage jokes

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.