Coverage jokes

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Beans

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."