Coverage jokes

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Beans

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!