Coverage jokes

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

What did a

Couy.

My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

Me: Yea-

My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-

80s (DYM 84)

You're really...

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.