Coverage jokes

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Pool testing 123.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

What did a

Couy.

80s (DYM 84)

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.