Copy jokes

God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

Zero, they were copycats.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.