Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection."
Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.