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Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.

Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

Ok, I need to reveal myself. My name is Chris and I’ve been on many spam accounts and anons over the span of two years. It’s been a pleasure seeing you all turn into different people, and I would like to be accepted as a normal person on WJE. I will know a lot about certain people. I want to make myself a good introduction. My name is Chris and I am American, I just turned 15.

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

(Requested by Anonymous)

Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more

Poll

Finish the lyrics:

And it’s a long way back from 17, the whispers turn ____ _ ______

Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.

Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more

Is it bad that when i'm at my mom's house the upstairs bathroom is my safe place? I will sit on a pillow with the door shut and locked with the lights turned off and I will listen to music at full volume to just get away from everything...

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more

You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls

“You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls“ You think you got shit on us? You think you can do anything? You think you have power here? Cosmo any BP bastards you bring here will be banned immediately, you aren’t welcome here you foreign fucktards, gay ass pussies.

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more