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I’m turning members of WJE into Pokémon cards! Nobody is safe! All cards will be posted in memes

ok look, i read the posts about may, and i think some of you seriously need to chill. stop insulting her, it's actually pathetic how you think it's funny for all of you to make fun of a single person. just ignore her if you find her so irritating. it's not that hard. some of you, who i thought were good people, honestly turned out to be the worst. jake, i read your comments, and what you said was not ok at all. there's a person behind the screen. that's all i'm saying.

SO! News for my Maid Wade fans, with an unforeseen turn of events, sadly, we did NOT win the first round of the poll. There are 3 rounds tho! And we have secured our spot in second place and are moving on! Fletcher beat us out with 51% and we got like 40% or something. Doesn’t matter, we’re still in the running! And since there are 3 rounds, I gotta alter the rules a LITTLE BIT. I said if we won that I’d do it till January. Well. If we win the SECOND round I’ll do it till FEBRUARY. And if we win the finals? I’ll do it till MAY. We can do this guys! The Maid Wade will guide us! #VOTEWADEVOTEMAID!

Fuck a opp, that boy a bimbo, gettin' low, they playin' limbo Tried to slice me, I went Kimbo, opp hoes get turned to widows He was stretchin' shit for shitshow, now he ridin' in a limo I'm the fiddler on the roof, I'm sendin' fifty out the window I used to work at Five Below but now I keep that fire below Them hearts cold, it ain't melt, Robert Frost, it doesn't explode Them boys suck, to each his own, they tried to slide, epic poem So if it's smoke then let me know.

This is so sad I actually used to be nice but now I'm starting to turn toxic because it is losers on the website

Daily Challenge: Turn on light mode for the first time. If you already have it on, your crazy. /j

I had an evil thought yesterday which could be just as worse as turning a cat into a pencil case, and having its but as a sharpener and its tale as a zipper. What if you gave a container full of food to a pregnant lady, with a label hidden under the lid stating "Happy Miscarriage"

GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more

GENESIS 38 Judah and Tamar 1It happened at that time that Judah went down from his brothers and turned aside to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah. 2There Judah saw the daughter of a certain Canaanite whose name was Shua. He took her and went in to her, 3and she conceived and bore a son, and he called his name Er. 4She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. 5Yet again she bore a son, an… Read more

You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

Gonna raise up a tall glass Tonight as we look back Back on all the life that we lived through Yeah, the things that we drink to Roads that we choose, friends that we make Turns that we miss and the hearts that we break The words that we say and the ones that we don't Lines that we cross and the ones that we won't Tears that we cried, the dreams that we dreamed Stars that burnt out and the stars that we reached The pictures we take, the stories they tell And the moments we keep for ourselves

GENESIS 19 Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed 1The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2“My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.” “No,” they answered, “we will spend the ni… Read more