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Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more

Amy, Mal, whoever else trolls on BP, my BP trolling days are over(for now at least), I now pass that job onto you..make me proud, fuck them up..Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Hi guys, I know nobody asked but I’ll still say this anyways. I’m going to enter one of the hardest phases of my education soon so I’ll have to start studying more and getting to sleep earlier than I do. This means that I won’t be able to come on here frequently. Maybe on weekends I could come back on WJE but by the end of June I doubt I’d ever come back. Cheerio mates and have fun

hey guys, i just wanted to let you guys know some stuff. i am not able to go on this website as much as i used to because school is coming up for me and i have to resume my studies, also i kinda have more of a social life right now. ill come on every day but just not as often.

Bro I was doing my schoolwork, and my grandpa comes home, and he says are you finished with all of your schoolwork and there is like a certain amount I had to do, and he says are you sure and I'm like yes like bitch you don't trust me? anyways he made me do 5 more for no fucking reason.

So im fucked. My sister is coming into town next month with her new wife fun fact her new wife is my fucken ex-girlfriend

Jeez, I’ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. You’ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. You’d be us a favour.

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