Back but Less Active

“Bye bye friends, I’ll be back“ Well I’m back! Sorta. I’m not leaving tho so don’t get your dick in a twist lmao but I am going to be on less, sorta like what Ethan does. I will go back to being on normally down the line but for now I definitely need to shorten the amount of time I’m on here. I’ve been slacking in school to be on here and I need to get my priories in order. But I can’t leave fully because I am glued to this site and I love you guys(well most of you) no homo. Thank you for coming to my Ded talk.

Comments (1000)

lmao

Anonymous

Will u be on uwu

Probabaly, I’ll still be here too but just like not 4 hours a day lmao

ahahaha

mal

ahahaha

So silly

silly goofy

Goofy goober

IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH

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Lag post

oh

Plus I can’t leave without telling Toast

ohh

We’re gonna do matching pfps for DP3 too

And my birthday is coming up

oo nice

how old will you be

Wade

Probabaly, I’ll still be here too but just like not 4 hours a day lmao

Fuck

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Damn it

Wha

Anonymous

Fuck

As soon as I get my grades up I’ll be back to normal

Wade

As soon as I get my grades up I’ll be back to normal

Damn

Wade

As soon as I get my grades up I’ll be back to normal

solid

i have pizza!

Wade

As soon as I get my grades up I’ll be back to normal

Reasonable

mal

i have pizza!

Based

Toby back

Reasonable

Are you the same Toby?

Wade

Based

my mom got it cus my dad nd i begged her

Wade

Are you the same Toby?

Yessir

Toby back

Yessir

Oh fuck no

mal

my mom got it cus my dad nd i begged her

lol that’s awesome

Wade

Oh fuck no

LMFAO

Toby back

You miss me?

I thought you died

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Toby back

Tried to. Didn’t

Shoulda tried harder.

Wade

lol that’s awesome

she was gonna make sandwiches which is so eh when all you have is american cheese nd deli turkey nd ham

mal

she was gonna make sandwiches which is so eh when all you have is american cheese nd deli turkey nd ham

Pizza is just a W

Wade

Shoulda tried harder.

DAM

Also posted sme new cuts on uwu…they didn’t like it

Wade

Pizza is just a W

pizzas so good

Toby back

Also posted sme new cuts on uwu…they didn’t like it

Why the fuc- what is wrong with you!?

mal

pizzas so good

Facts

Wade

Why the fuc- what is wrong with you!?

All the things, wanna see?

Toby back

All the things, wanna see?

NO

Toby back

All the things, wanna see?

No

mal

she was gonna make sandwiches which is so eh when all you have is american cheese nd deli turkey nd ham

MAL CHECK UWU

urfavvirgo

MAL CHECK UWU

ALR

Toby back

All the things, wanna see?

um

i j got a video of my 9 year old brother singing an olaf song with sticker gemstones all over his face nd a sparkly tiara

I have to see sza in concert before I die

I’m in the middle of a mental breakdown I hate everyone except for u and Amy and Mal

ohh shit what happened wsp

I’m annoyed bc who does jayden think he is

especially being Andrei’s bsf

we cuddled in the back of my dads car 💀

hang on hang on i thought you didnt like him

Flappy.

hang on hang on i thought you didnt like him

okay so jayden is Andrei’s best friend

me and jayden were hanging out just the two of us

and then stuff happened blah blah blah

and we end up cuddling in the backseat while watching 13 reasons why

uh huh so why you mad at everyone

andrei the first choice second choice AND third choice

why did you cuddle w him

Flappy.

why did you cuddle w him

idk

urfavvirgo

idk

😭😭

OH WAIT AND HES HIS BSF TOO

Flappy.

😭😭

STOP I DONT EVEN KNOW THE ENERGY JUST KINDA SHIFTED AND JAYDEN WAS LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND WE WERE TOUCHING AND LIKE SUDDENLY MY HEAD IS ON HIS SHOULDER AND HIS ARM IS AROUND MY WAIST

Flappy.

OH WAIT AND HES HIS BSF TOO

NO IK WHICH IS MAKING ME QUESTION THINGS

urfavvirgo

STOP I DONT EVEN KNOW THE ENERGY JUST KINDA SHIFTED AND JAYDEN WAS LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND WE WERE TOUCHING AND LIKE SUDDENLY MY HEAD IS ON HIS SHOULDER AND HIS ARM IS AROUND MY WAIST

are you SURE you dont like him

urfavvirgo

while my dads driving btw

damn 😭

Flappy.

are you SURE you dont like him

its so messed up bc i like him as a friend for sure and MAYBE a lil bit as more than a friend but i know for a fact that i would choose Andrei over him every time

so leading jayden on and cuddling with him is just not okay

(keep in mind that jayden is my best friend lily’s ex)

urfavvirgo

so leading jayden on and cuddling with him is just not okay

yeah it kinda isnt

Why would you do that

urfavvirgo

(keep in mind that jayden is my best friend lily’s ex)

oh wow it keeps getting worse

Flappy.

Why would you do that

idk bro it’s lowkey his fault tho too bc why was he very clearly getting closer to me and like leaning into me and pulling me closer

Flappy.

oh wow it keeps getting worse

i told her tho

urfavvirgo

and I’m on delieverd rn

uh oh

urfavvirgo

idk bro it’s lowkey his fault tho too bc why was he very clearly getting closer to me and like leaning into me and pulling me closer

okay true but he prolly like you and you dont like him so like

Flappy.

okay true but he prolly like you and you dont like him so like

I don’t think so tho bc he has a girlfriend

(he’s planning to break up with her💀 he HATES his gf)

urfavvirgo

I don’t think so tho bc he has a girlfriend

WHAT

WOAH PAUSE HANG ON

his girlfriend is lowkey pretty tho I can’t lie

urfavvirgo

but he hates her💀

why are they still dating

that sounds like more reason to break up 😭😭

so yeah he basically cheated on her with me and I basically homie hopped from Andrei to zeke

bc I like jayden a lot as a friend he’s so sweet but I’m also second guessing that now bc why is he tryna cuddle with me while I actively like his best friend

does he know you like the other guy

Flappy.

does he know you like the other guy

YES

I LITERALLY ONLY YAP ABT ANDREI

that seemed like a very shitty thinf to do

Flappy.

that seemed like a very shitty thinf to do

no but I’m torn bc jayden is probably one of the nicest middle school boys I’ve ever met

urfavvirgo

no but I’m torn bc jayden is probably one of the nicest middle school boys I’ve ever met

HE DOESNT SEEM LIKE IT

urfavvirgo

ME

mmmmmmmmmm

flaps before I tell you what I think what do YOU think

Comment deleted by Flappy.

he looks like he would be annoying irl

i knew a kid who looked like that last year

Flappy.

he looks like he would be annoying irl

he looks like Andrei but whiter 💀

like they have the same nose and smile and dimples and jawline and hair

are you sure andreis not annoying

Flappy.

are you sure andreis not annoying

he is 💀

is his entire personality racism

Flappy.

is his entire personality racism

he’s very racist but that’s not his entire personality

his entire personality is basketball and snowboardinh

urfavvirgo

he’s very racist but that’s not his entire personality

help this made me laugh

urfavvirgo

his entire personality is basketball and snowboardinh

isnt snowboarding like skateboarding but in cold

Flappy.

isnt snowboarding like skateboarding but in cold

not rlly tbh

that’s only if u do terrain park

urfavvirgo

that’s only if u do terrain park

hmm

(i have no idea what that is)

Flappy.

hmm

anyways to keep yapping abt andrei

Flappy.

(i have no idea what that is)

(neither did I until Andrei explained)

urfavvirgo

anyways to keep yapping abt andrei

mhm mhm keep goinf

Idk what to think abt jayden anymore

urfavvirgo

Idk what to think abt jayden anymore

MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAD HIM ON ANYMORE

BUT ALSO ALSO DONT ACT LIKE SUDDENLY COLD TO HIM BC THATD BE CONFUSING FOR HIM AND HE PROLLY WOULDN'T GET IT

urfavvirgo

and i messed up big time

yup basically

Flappy.

MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAD HIM ON ANYMORE

no bc why would i hang out with him.

LIKE I DIDNT REALIZE I HAD TO TALK TO HIM

urfavvirgo

I have to see sza in concert before I die

YES

ME TOO BRO

urfavvirgo

LIKE I DIDNT REALIZE I HAD TO TALK TO HIM

FYM 😭😭😭

urfavvirgo

flaps before I tell you what I think what do YOU think

the girl looks like she has a few too many chromosomes

Flappy.

FYM 😭😭😭

WELL I MAKE PLANS WITH PPL WITHOUT REALIZING THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE TO LIKE….. BE AROUND THEM

LIKE I DIDNT REALIZE THAT I HAD TO FOLLOW THROUGH AND ACTUALLY SOCIALIZE WITH HIM

urfavvirgo

LIKE I DIDNT REALIZE THAT I HAD TO FOLLOW THROUGH AND ACTUALLY SOCIALIZE WITH HIM

maybe you should start taking that into consideration

Flappy.

maybe you should start taking that into consideration

yes

so whatre you gonna do

urfavvirgo

get over andrei

thats probably good

do you have any classes w them

Flappy.

do you have any classes w them

I don’t go to school with any of them 💀

we go to schools like all over the city

urfavvirgo

I don’t go to school with any of them 💀

oh thats good

innnnnnnnnteresting

urfavvirgo

we go to schools like all over the city

NYC?

Anonymous

NYC?

she literally j said the word city bro calm down

Flappy.

she literally j said the word city bro calm down

Ik im just curious lmao

Flappy.

she literally j said the word city bro calm down

JAYDENS BEING MEAN

i have to go ina bit

he just said womp womp tf cause I called him out on his attitude problem

HE SOUNDS LIKE MY BROTHER

"womp womp" or "ruh roh"

hi

Flappy.

"womp womp" or "ruh roh"

IM MAD

hru flappy nd ingenious

I would love to hear about this but I will stay out of it if you guys want

OH SHIT I HAVR TO GO RN BUT PLS TELL ME ON UWU

bye flappyy

I SAID “why u acting like Andrei what’s wrong with u” AND HE “what’s wrong with me wtf?”

WHAT

oh

Wait why are you fighting him

mal

oh

I’m bouta beat this bitch up cause who does he think he is

whatd he do

YO WHOS HE TELLING TO BE QUIET

Wait why are you mad in the first place

AINT NO ONE TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT

asshole

mal

YO WHOS HE TELLING TO BE QUIET

its probably Andrei

I’m guessing they’re hanging out

oh

dead chat?

yo

hru

im alr

yuh

gluh

cool

lmao

I TOLD YOU

TRIGGER WARNING

MY GOD

I SWITCHED TABS ND SAW THAT

GAVE ME A FUCKIN HEART ATTACK

no that picture needs like

yknow that google image filter thing

where you hafta click on it to see the picture

em

I’m like actually shaking this bitchass motherfucker is pushing it

whats he saying

I mean he’s like pretty spot on but why he saying it so aggressively

lmao

he’s making me mad to the point that I’m gonna text his mom

TEXT HIS MOM

DO IT

lmaoo

O GOD

urfavvirgo

he’s making me mad to the point that I’m gonna text his mom

Wait what happened

bro you spawn in the send ag is mentioned

bahahahs

Anonymous

Wait what happened

her cousins a wanted war criminal

Kristian‽

bro you spawn in the send ag is mentioned

second

Kristian‽

her cousins a wanted war criminal

That was her cousin?

he’s yapping abt “oh I was kidding blah blah blah” but I kinda already texted his mom screenshots

.....oh

he says he was kidding about gassing everyone in a 3rd world country

Wait what is texting his mom gonna do 😭

Anonymous

That’s why? lol

you think this is funny? sicko

Kristian‽

you think this is funny? sicko

No I don’t

Anonymous

Wait what is texting his mom gonna do 😭

shes calling the cops and disowning him

Anonymous

Wait what is texting his mom gonna do 😭

shes gonna bring back the dead ppl

Yo Wade, there's a new Deadpool movie.

Kristian‽

shes calling the cops and disowning him

Good riddance I guess

Anonymous

Wait what is texting his mom gonna do 😭

its gonna get his ass beat

urfavvirgo

its gonna get his ass beat

Nice

Anonymous

AG FUCK OFF

Get better insults next time retard.

says you.

you know when your child gasses people in a 3rd world country so you spank them

I LOSE RELEVANCE WHEN YOU ARENT HERE

Kristian‽

you know when your child gasses people in a 3rd world country so you spank them

exactly

not that i would know

its never happened to me before

Kristian‽

I WANT DRAMA

Go have drama with your strict parents. Ok!

How did you even get his moms number 😭😭

Kristian‽

w game

Who the fuck plays Xbox 360 in 2024?

i thought you were leaving

Get a latest console douchebag.

Anonymous

Who the fuck plays Xbox 360 in 2024?

i have a 360 and series x

i tried to play dishonored xbox 360 on series x

leave fr this time.

Anonymous

I'm leaving

LEAVE FOREVER

or order a components cable for our new tvs

em

my friend says that Jaydens prolly mad bc I did all that flirty stuff with him but I still talk abt andrei

oh damn

i mean i cant rlly say cus i dunno jayden

but maybe

prolly

i dunno

but what do u think like even without knowing the situation

urfavvirgo

but what do u think like even without knowing the situation

id say yea

prolly

he’s apologizing fr this time

oh

HELP I COULD NOT GIVE LESS OF A FUCK I GOTTA RUN BEFORE HIS MOM GETS HOME

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Nah thts wild

I sent her screenshots.

Kristian‽

trigger warning

THAT

WAS

TOO

LATE

AH

αmy

wsg

heyyy

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA LMAO. ITHOUGHT HE WAS BLACK LMAO

lol

fr

not recently

IM GONNA DIE

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

toxic ass bitch spam apologizing me like who gave a fuck cause IK it wasn’t me (I was shaking abt to beat his ass)

IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MYSELF

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Jake?

no 💀

mal

heyyy

HEY GORGEOUS

Wade

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

are you autistic?

αmy

HEY GORGEOUS

HIIIII

αmy

are you autistic?

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

urfavvirgo

toxic ass bitch spam apologizing me like who gave a fuck cause IK it wasn’t me (I was shaking abt to beat his ass)

who who who spill

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Yall , has Jake, Madi, or dani been on?

no

I think I saw Jake today though

Anonymous

Dayummmmmm Wade

it’s…really not that impressive

Anonymous

NO ANDROID IS SO BAD

for real beo

αmy

who who who spill

jayden 💀

urfavvirgo

jayden 💀

oh 💀

Android designs are so autistic

Anonymous

Dayummmmmm Wade

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Better cameras , software , not good with security and thts it tho

but they’re fucking ugly

Anonymous

Android designs are so autistic

FOR REAL

Wade

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

I will watch the new movie too

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Bro each year Apple changes the color of the phone

they still cuter than androids

Anonymous

Android designs are so autistic

real

Anonymous

I will watch the new movie too

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

"Cuter" really doesn't matter , it's the productivity.

it matters to me

But there isn't PINK androids

also iphones are compatible with everything made by apple

Wade

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

can you calm down

it’s not that deep

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Yet android is compatible with everything branded or non

so is Apple?

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

"Cuter" really doesn't matter , it's the productivity.

that’s what brokies say

the perks are just so much better

αmy

can you calm down

FUCK YOU BITCH LET ME HAVE THIS

Wade

UNGHH

what the fuck.

αmy

that’s what brokies say

I DIDNT WANNA CALL OUT HIS POOR SELF BUT EXCACTLY

Anonymous

I got the pink iphone 15

i got the blue one

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Why pink...

Ask my grandma

Wade

FUCK YOU BITCH LET ME HAVE THIS

have what

Anonymous

Ask my grandma

LMAO

Deadpool 3 is gonna be amazing

Anonymous

Deadpool 3 is gonna be amazing

im gonna piss myself

The Unknown King of Moderation

Guys is Wade okay

JAKE IM GONNA DIE

The Unknown King of Moderation

Why

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

The Unknown King of Moderation

Why

He got a heart attack becayse of the new Deadpool movie

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

That's kinda sad considering what I own

what, pray tell, do you own

IM GONNA DIE

Wade

JAKE IM GONNA DIE

one can only hope

GUYS WE SHOULD ALL MATCH PFPS

Anonymous

He got a heart attack becayse of the new Deadpool movie

IM GONNA NUT MYSELF

The Unknown King of Moderation

I miss Madi :(

okay

can we all stop obsessing over stuff

No I will never stop obsessing over things

IVE WATCHED IT 8 TIMES

αmy

can we all stop obsessing over stuff

yes (it’s only okay when I do it ❤️)

Wade

IVE WATCHED IT 8 TIMES

get help

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m not obsessing

stop venting

urfavvirgo

yes (it’s only okay when I do it ❤️)

(yes because you make it worthwhile ❤️

Anonymous

CHUNKEKEKE

wazzzupppppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪

αmy

get help

FUCK YOU

Wade

FUCK YOU

uh, no?

Comment deleted by ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Have y'all been watching the super bowl?

you need to

Anonymous

Have y'all been watching the super bowl?

I was

Comment deleted

"Do girls prefer apple phones"

having orgasms over a movie trailer

αmy

having orgasms over a movie trailer

^^^^

Anonymous

Have y'all been watching the super bowl?

no

The Unknown King of Moderation

Super balls

you’re not funny.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Super balls

ooo

ooo a newplanet of the apes

The Unknown King of Moderation

If the 49ers lose im killing myself

i hope they lose

(jk dont kys)

The Unknown King of Moderation

If the 49ers lose im killing myself

Taylor Swift for the win

Wade

ooo a newplanet of the apes

you’d fit in great!

Wade

Taylor Swift for the win

💀

mal

💀

real

WE GOTTA ALL MATCH PFPS IT WOULD BE FUN

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT

no, fuck the swifties

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

ALL ON CHEAFA

are you aware. that grammarly is free.

αmy

are you aware. that grammarly is free.

genuine question

I can die of happiness

Wade

I can die of happiness

cool

αmy

are you aware. that grammarly is free.

Are you aware that being the grammar police is cringe

can you go die somewhere else?

Chunke Monke

pause

CHUNK DID U SEE THE TRAILER

Wade

CHUNK DID U SEE THE TRAILER

wat trailer

oooo a new planet of the apes

αmy

can you go die somewhere else?

^^^

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Are u aware about accidents?

yes, because i’m talking to one

Chunke Monke

wat trailer

CHEK MY POST

Anonymous

Are you aware that being the grammar police is cringe

shh

Anonymous

We're all accidents

not me

Wade

oooo a new planet of the apes

you’ve said that a million times

Anonymous

We're all accidents

yo stop calling us out

No mistakes just happy accidents!!!!!!!

αmy

you’ve said that a million times

FUCK YOU

mal

yo stop calling us out

Sorry

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Then why you yapping about a little mistake.

cause literally every sentence you type has a grammatical error

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Yes because I prefer a computer keyboard not a fucking small ass screen

I'm on my mac rn

Anonymous

Sorry

we gotta keep it secret smh

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Yes because I prefer a computer keyboard not a fucking small ass screen

…that should make it easier.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Yes because I prefer a computer keyboard not a fucking small ass screen

I can type properly when I’m on computer

Anonymous

No mistakes just happy accidents!!!!!!!

🌲

are your fingers that fucking fat?

Bro stop policing people, it

Chunke Monke

deadpool's skin looks yummy

oh?

MARVEL JESUS

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Is ur brain to small?

*too

Chunke Monke

deadpool's skin looks yummy

UNGH

Anonymous

it is just grammar

just it grammar is

Wade my sister wants your Insta

man football is so fucking boring

Wade

UNGH

oh my god. stop jerking off to a fucking movie trailer.

Flappy.

man football is so fucking boring

FLAPS

The Unknown King of Moderation

Madi knows

STOP

The Unknown King of Moderation

My fingers are nice

um

congrats

Anonymous

Wade my sister wants your Insta

is she hot?

Flappy.

man football is so fucking boring

HI FLAPPY

Flappy.

man football is so fucking boring

fax bruv ong frfr 100% on my life dat is no cap

Wade

is she hot?

u don’t even have insta 💀

The Unknown King of Moderation

Flappy flappy do you want the niners to win

ya

Anonymous

Maybe

the BTS one?

αmy

HI FLAPPY

hi amyy

Anonymous

Maybe

why are u calling ur sis hot

Flappy.

hi amyy

sad greeting

urfavvirgo

why are u calling ur sis hot

IM NOT

Damn The Fall Guy looks good too

urfavvirgo

why are u calling ur sis hot

he said maybe ya goofy goober

αmy

sad greeting

stop i couldve done a 1 y amy

Flappy.

HI EMILY

FLAPPITY DAPPITY DOO

Flappy.

stop i couldve done a 1 y amy

i’m hurt :(

i only wtch the superbowl for the ads istgg

the ads are funny sometimes 😭

HI FLAPPY

urfavvirgo

FLAPPITY DAPPITY DOO

HIIII

Wade

Damn The Fall Guy looks good too

masturbate to fandango elsewhere

mal

HI FLAPPY

MALLARD

αmy

masturbate to fandango elsewhere

.huh

αmy

masturbate to fandango elsewhere

for the greater good

Flappy.

the ads are funny sometimes 😭

State Farm

Flappy.

.huh

it’s. you don’t wanna know

The Unknown King of Moderation

Me

ew

Flappy.

MALLARD

🦆

these ads are unhinged

urfavvirgo

HIIII

HOWRE YOUU

jake from statefarm is literally so hot

WAIT WAIT I READ WHT HAPPENED AFTER I LEFT

Flappy.

HOWRE YOUU

IM BETTER NOWWWWWW HOW ARE U

Anonymous

Sadly

Thought she didnt like me

GUYS whats ur favorite kind of ads

Flappy.

WAIT WAIT I READ WHT HAPPENED AFTER I LEFT

he apologized to me like sincerely

Wade

Thought she didnt like me

I have no idea

UNIRONICALLY FUNNY

Flappy.

GUYS whats ur favorite kind of ads

THE JUST EATS ONE

Flappy.

GUYS whats ur favorite kind of ads

“singles in your area”

Anonymous

I have no idea

lol

probably statefarm

urfavvirgo

THE JUST EATS ONE

WITH LATTO AND CHEISTINA AGULEIRA

urfavvirgo

he apologized to me like sincerely

THATS GOOOD

ace is the place w the helpful hardware folks

urfavvirgo

WITH LATTO AND CHEISTINA AGULEIRA

christina

Flappy.

ace is the place w the helpful hardware folks

good to know

fall Guy looks greatt

Guys there's like 15 people who are mostly active on WJE right?

That means one of us is gay

Wade

fall Guy looks greatt

LITERALLY DID ANYONE ASK ???

αmy

christina

kryssteena

Anonymous

Guys there's like 15 people who are mostly active on WJE right?

Im one of em

STOP CUMMING TO MOVIE TRAILERS

i love hawaiian pizza

Flappy.

i love hawaiian pizza

it doesn’t love you back

Anonymous

That means one of us is gay

^^^^^^^^

αmy

it doesn’t love you back

nuh uh

αmy

LITERALLY DID ANYONE ASK ???

bitch this is my post

αmy

it doesn’t love you back

HEY HEY HEY NOW

Anonymous

That means one of us is gay

guess what! it’s you

Wade

bitch this is my post

…….and?

urfavvirgo

HEY HEY HEY NOW

would you love someone that ate you

αmy

guess what! it’s you

I'm not gay

αmy

would you love someone that ate you

wait i didn’t think that through

guys imma cry my hair is so messy but ion wanna shower rn

αmy

would you love someone that ate you

it depends in what way

αmy

would you love someone that ate you

the way you phrased that

Flappy.

the way you phrased that

I KNOW SHUT UP

mal

guys imma cry my hair is so messy but ion wanna shower rn

thats so real

i didnt straighten it or anything last night

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Smh and I can delete this post so quit yappin

Not if i do it fiirst

so its natural rn

nd my hair natural is NOT nice

at all

I forgot about this hair oil I got for my birthday lol, I just found it

GUYS IM WINNING SMH

Anonymous

SHUT UP WITH YOUR L RIZZ

L

Flappy.

GUYS IM WINNING SMH

WDYM

Flappy.

amy

who’s that

she sounds

help my friends mom is so

and she also sounds like she has great valentine’s day carda

urfavvirgo

WDYM

49ERS HAVE THREE WHOLE POINTS

Flappy.

unfiltered

Everyone in my family:

Anonymous

You ARE amy

shes delusional

Flappy.

49ERS HAVE THREE WHOLE POINTS

I have like 5000 at Starbucks smh

mal
Image

best one

urfavvirgo

I have like 5000 at Starbucks smh

is your blood 85% sugared beverage

guess what

Anonymous

I drink starbucks a lot

ok cool

αmy

is your blood 85% sugared beverage

yeah prolly

wait that sounded rlly gay of me

Anonymous

wait that sounded rlly gay of me

lmao

its such a nice day outside

Anonymous

wait that sounded rlly gay of me

come out of the closet

Flappy.

its such a nice day outside

it’s literally 7:23

it’s black

Flappy.

its 4:23 ur crazy

nuh uh

αmy

come out of the closet

IM NOT GAY

αmy

it’s black

are you implyinf because its black it cant be nice

Flappy.

are you implyinf because its black it cant be nice

yes.

yes i am.

Anonymous

IM NOT GAY

ungh

Wade

ungh

stop MOANING YOU PRICK

THIS IS MY POST I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT

The Unknown King of Moderation

^^^

shut the fuck up you probably masturbate you fandango too

I can be a temporary substistue

The Unknown King of Moderation

^^^

ur just agreeing bc you’d rather have him moaning to Deadpool than madi

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade comfort me

yes daddy

urfavvirgo

ur just agreeing bc you’d rather have him moaning to Deadpool than madi

^^^

Comment deleted by The Unknown King of Moderation

my phones lagging rn

Comment deleted

what. the actual. fuck.

Comment deleted

maybe

I WAS GONNA ASK WHERE U WENT

BUT THEN YOU SAID SOMETH

Flappy.

BUT THEN YOU SAID SOMETH

OH OKAYY

The Unknown King of Moderation

For now

you’re so, so, repulsive

Anonymous

You are gay

im not i swear

urfavvirgo

OH OKAYY

YOURE THE ONLY NORMAL ONE HERE RN

αmy

you’re so, so, repulsive

What was it

Flappy.

YOURE THE ONLY NORMAL ONE HERE RN

excuse me?

Flappy.

YOURE THE ONLY NORMAL ONE HERE RN

AW THANK U FLAPS

urfavvirgo

What was it

“i cant finger you”

Flappy.

HOW ARE YOU RN

IM GOOD HBU

The Unknown King of Moderation

Amy you’re hardly normal

lmao she asked to date me

Anonymous

WAIT ACTUALLY

I got screenshots

urfavvirgo

.

i know but like

αmy

excuse me?

excuse you

urfavvirgo

IM GOOD HBU

IM GOOD IM GOOD

The Unknown King of Moderation

Anyone who wants to date you is clearly out of their mind wade

HEY

The Unknown King of Moderation

Anyone who wants to date you is clearly out of their mind wade

U asked to finger me

Flappy.

IM GOOD IM GOOD

THATS GOOD THATS GOOD

Wade

U asked to finger me

he’s going to finger your asshole

he promised

Flappy.

excuse you

THTS MY RESPONSE TOO

The Unknown King of Moderation

I asked if I could and answered my own rhetorical question

I said maaaaybe

urfavvirgo

THATS GOOD THATS GOOD

DID YOU GET EVERYTHINF MOSTLY FIGURED OUT

Wade I need screenshots, send me them on uwu

Anonymous

RN

cant rn will later

Flappy.

DID YOU GET EVERYTHINF MOSTLY FIGURED OUT

YES EVERYTHINGS FINE NOW

Anonymous

Wade I need screenshots, send me them on uwu

wait i know who you are

wait actually never mind

Gotta rewatch rhis trailer for the 10th time

αmy

wait i know who you are

WHO

Wade

Gotta rewatch rhis trailer for the 10th time

Nice

urfavvirgo

YES EVERYTHINGS FINE NOW

OKAY OKAY THATS GOOD

urfavvirgo

WHO

i have an idea

but chunkemunke is ruining it

The Unknown King of Moderation

How many of those times have you ejaculated

UNGH

urfavvirgo

Wade?

what no lmfao, opal

αmy

what no lmfao, opal

MY BFF IS OPAL!?

Wade

UNGH

Wade it's just Ryan Reynolds

The Unknown King of Moderation

Ingenious isn’t Opal there’s no way

shut up

"i bet the nfl scripters are gonna make the chiefs win so taylor swift can propose to travis and tell everyone to vote for biden at the end"

Flappy.

"i bet the nfl scripters are gonna make the chiefs win so taylor swift can propose to travis and tell everyone to vote for biden at the end"

what

Anonymous

Wade it's just Ryan Reynolds

According to feet I'm Deadpool which means Im also Ryan Reynolds

Flappy.

"i bet the nfl scripters are gonna make the chiefs win so taylor swift can propose to travis and tell everyone to vote for biden at the end"

That’s gonna happen smh

αmy

what

the peoelp im with are losing their minds

Wade

UNGH

can you. chill.

Flappy.

"i bet the nfl scripters are gonna make the chiefs win so taylor swift can propose to travis and tell everyone to vote for biden at the end"

that’s the most autistic thing I’ve ever heard

Flappy.

"i bet the nfl scripters are gonna make the chiefs win so taylor swift can propose to travis and tell everyone to vote for biden at the end"

the syndrome is downing

Wade

According to feet I'm Deadpool which means Im also Ryan Reynolds

Haha

αmy

can you. chill.

no UNGH(no that wasnt directed at you)

urfavvirgo

that’s the most autistic thing I’ve ever heard

isnt it

Wade

no UNGH(no that wasnt directed at you)

okay.

The Unknown King of Moderation

It makes sense considering who it came from

pls stop being so mean to flappy

The Unknown King of Moderation

It makes sense considering who it came from

I DIDNT SAY IT FIRST

Kristian‽

HI WADE

KRISSSSY

urfavvirgo

pls stop being so mean to flappy

i agree with emily 🥺

Oh yeah I forgot about that

OOO YAY ¥ MESSAGED ME BACK

I POSTED THE TIKTOK ADVERTISING WJE

Flappy.

i agree with emily 🥺

NVM SHES REPULSIVE BE AS MEAN AS U WANT I DONT CLAIM HER

We just kicked off a dude with adhd

The Unknown King of Moderation

Guys Madi’s so fucking cute I love her so much hehehe

why are you telling us this

Wade

We just kicked off a dude with adhd

Who

urfavvirgo

NVM SHES REPULSIVE BE AS MEAN AS U WANT I DONT CLAIM HER

WHAT NO PLEASE

αmy

OOO YAY ¥ MESSAGED ME BACK

why does he laugh like that

The Unknown King of Moderation

Cause I can’t stop thinking about her

autistic train of thought

KRIS WHERES MY POOKIE

The Unknown King of Moderation

We called last night and she’s just so USHDGDHDGDH SO CUTE

why are you telling US this.

The Unknown King of Moderation

We called last night and she’s just so USHDGDHDGDH SO CUTE

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

The Unknown King of Moderation

Cause I can’t stop thinking about her

just stop thinking about her

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK I NEED MY POOKIE

Wade

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK I NEED MY POOKIE

calm down

The Unknown King of Moderation

We called last night and she’s just so USHDGDHDGDH SO CUTE

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Flappy.

amy

ye

αmy

ye

dont be mean to special needs people

αmy

why are you telling US this.

it makes me so uncomfy😭

Flappy.

dont be mean to special needs people

you’re right, i can’t stoop that low

jake is very sensitive and he might not realize what youre saying

urfavvirgo

it makes me so uncomfy😭

^^^^^^^^^

JAKE CONTIUNE

I WANNA HEAR MORE

Comment deleted by The Unknown King of Moderation

WHY DO I NEED TO HEAR EVERY DETAIL OF YOUR E SEX LIFE THING

αmy

WHY DO I NEED TO HEAR EVERY DETAIL OF YOUR E SEX LIFE THING

😭

The Unknown King of Moderation

W

yes

Kris you should've written follow ingenious!

The Unknown King of Moderation

ITS NOT E SEX

Its esex.

The Unknown King of Moderation

ITS NOT E SEX

I’VE SEEN YOUR COROOM CHATS

also one person is trans that follows me

The Unknown King of Moderation

ITS NOT E SEX

then what is it?

HELP THEY HAVE A TEMU AD 😭

The Unknown King of Moderation

HER

BUT DID ANYONE ASK???

most of them are gonna be elder scrolls themed

DID ANYONE. ASK.

The Unknown King of Moderation

ITS A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS

that consists of esex

The Unknown King of Moderation

ITS A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS

i think its e sex

i thot realtionships where when you buy a car

JAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

The Unknown King of Moderation

ITS A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS

I DONT CARE IF IT’S A DOMINATRIX BONDAGE CLUB I DONT WANT TO HEAR OF IT

The Unknown King of Moderation

NO!

so you deny making disgustingly horny comments with and about her?

dont do stuff if you dont want to be accusedof doing it

JAKE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP

The Unknown King of Moderation

YOU GUYS ONLY FOCUS ON (and usually see) THE GROSS STUFF

YEAH CAUSE YOU’RE GROSS

The Unknown King of Moderation

YOU GUYS ONLY FOCUS ON (and usually see) THE GROSS STUFF

"you guys only see the esex!!!!"

oh wade i started watching arrow again

The Unknown King of Moderation

WANT ME TO PULL UP FUCKING SCREENSHOTS?

YES

Wade

JAKE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP

WADE STOP GETTING OFF ON THEIR BONDAGE STRIP CLUB E SEX THING

Kristian‽

oh wade i started watching arrow again

based

Flappy.

"you guys only see the esex!!!!"

THATS WHAT I HEARD TOO NGL

Flappy.

"you guys only see the esex!!!!"

^^^^^

αmy

WADE STOP GETTING OFF ON THEIR BONDAGE STRIP CLUB E SEX THING

What???

Anonymous

What???

can u not tell that wade has a mommy/degradation kink?

The Unknown King of Moderation

WADE ILL GIVE YOU THE SS BUT I DONT TRUST THE REST OF YOU CAUSE YOURE MEAN

UNH!

The Unknown King of Moderation

WADE ILL GIVE YOU THE SS BUT I DONT TRUST THE REST OF YOU CAUSE YOURE MEAN

*HAVING A REASONABLE REACTION TO YOUR E SEX

αmy

*HAVING A REASONABLE REACTION TO YOUR E SEX

^^^^^

Kristian‽

wade post the ss in memes

bet

αmy

*HAVING A REASONABLE REACTION TO YOUR E SEX

BASICALLY

man watching sports irl would be so hard cuz then theres no subtitles

JAKEY CONTIUNE

The Unknown King of Moderation

Nah yknow what fuck it you guys are just gonna bully me more for it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO