“Bye bye friends, I’ll be back“ Well I’m back! Sorta. I’m not leaving tho so don’t get your dick in a twist lmao but I am going to be on less, sorta like what Ethan does. I will go back to being on normally down the line but for now I definitely need to shorten the amount of time I’m on here. I’ve been slacking in school to be on here and I need to get my priories in order. But I can’t leave fully because I am glued to this site and I love you guys(well most of you) no homo. Thank you for coming to my Ded talk.
mal
lmao
Anonymous
Will u be on uwu
Wade
Probabaly, I’ll still be here too but just like not 4 hours a day lmao
mal
ahahaha
Wade
So silly
mal
silly goofy
Wade
Goofy goober
mal
IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH
mal
?
Wade
Lag post
mal
oh
Wade
Plus I can’t leave without telling Toast
mal
ohh
Wade
We’re gonna do matching pfps for DP3 too
Wade
And my birthday is coming up
mal
oo nice
Wade
Ye
mal
how old will you be
Toby back
Damn wade
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Damn it
Anonymous
Fuck
Wade
Wha
Wade
As soon as I get my grades up I’ll be back to normal
Anonymous
Damn
mal
solid
mal
i have pizza!
Toby back
Reasonable
Wade
Based
Wade
Are you the same Toby?
mal
my mom got it cus my dad nd i begged her
Toby back
Yessir
Wade
Oh fuck no
Wade
lol that’s awesome
Toby back
You miss me?
mal
LMFAO
Wade
I thought you died
Toby back
Tried to. Didn’t
Wade
Shoulda tried harder.
mal
she was gonna make sandwiches which is so eh when all you have is american cheese nd deli turkey nd ham
Wade
Pizza is just a W
Anonymous
DAM
Toby back
Also posted sme new cuts on uwu…they didn’t like it
mal
pizzas so good
Wade
Why the fuc- what is wrong with you!?
Wade
Facts
Toby back
All the things, wanna see?
Wade
NO
Anonymous
No
urfavvirgo
MAL CHECK UWU
Toby back
Aw ok. :/
mal
ALR
mal
um
Anonymous
No
mal
i j got a video of my 9 year old brother singing an olaf song with sticker gemstones all over his face nd a sparkly tiara
αmy
okay
urfavvirgo
amy
urfavvirgo
I have to see sza in concert before I die
Flappy.
EMILE
urfavvirgo
it’s a must
urfavvirgo
IVAN
Flappy.
HIII
urfavvirgo
I’m in the middle of a mental breakdown I hate everyone except for u and Amy and Mal
Flappy.
ohh shit what happened wsp
urfavvirgo
I’m annoyed bc who does jayden think he is
urfavvirgo
especially being Andrei’s bsf
Flappy.
whatd he do
urfavvirgo
we cuddled in the back of my dads car 💀
urfavvirgo
and like
urfavvirgo
wtf
Flappy.
hang on hang on i thought you didnt like him
urfavvirgo
okay so jayden is Andrei’s best friend
urfavvirgo
me and jayden were hanging out just the two of us
Flappy.
mhm mhm
urfavvirgo
and then stuff happened blah blah blah
urfavvirgo
and we end up cuddling in the backseat while watching 13 reasons why
Flappy.
uh huh so why you mad at everyone
urfavvirgo
bc ion like jayden like that
Flappy.
then
urfavvirgo
andrei the first choice second choice AND third choice
Flappy.
why did you cuddle w him
urfavvirgo
idk
urfavvirgo
NO BC
urfavvirgo
I SOUND CRAZY
Flappy.
😭😭
urfavvirgo
IM NOT CRAZY
Flappy.
OH WAIT AND HES HIS BSF TOO
Flappy.
oh oh
Flappy.
quite a situation
urfavvirgo
STOP I DONT EVEN KNOW THE ENERGY JUST KINDA SHIFTED AND JAYDEN WAS LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND WE WERE TOUCHING AND LIKE SUDDENLY MY HEAD IS ON HIS SHOULDER AND HIS ARM IS AROUND MY WAIST
urfavvirgo
while my dads driving btw
urfavvirgo
💀
urfavvirgo
NO IK WHICH IS MAKING ME QUESTION THINGS
Flappy.
are you SURE you dont like him
Flappy.
damn 😭
urfavvirgo
its so messed up bc i like him as a friend for sure and MAYBE a lil bit as more than a friend but i know for a fact that i would choose Andrei over him every time
urfavvirgo
so leading jayden on and cuddling with him is just not okay
urfavvirgo
(keep in mind that jayden is my best friend lily’s ex)
Flappy.
yeah it kinda isnt
Flappy.
hm
Flappy.
Why would you do that
Flappy.
oh wow it keeps getting worse
urfavvirgo
idk bro it’s lowkey his fault tho too bc why was he very clearly getting closer to me and like leaning into me and pulling me closer
urfavvirgo
i told her tho
urfavvirgo
and I’m on delieverd rn
Flappy.
uh oh
Flappy.
okay true but he prolly like you and you dont like him so like
urfavvirgo
no no no she was very excited
Flappy.
mmm was she
urfavvirgo
urfavvirgo
I don’t think so tho bc he has a girlfriend
urfavvirgo
(he’s planning to break up with her💀 he HATES his gf)
Flappy.
WHAT
Flappy.
WOAH PAUSE HANG ON
Flappy.
that
Flappy.
thats
Flappy.
hmmm
urfavvirgo
his girlfriend is lowkey pretty tho I can’t lie
urfavvirgo
like she’s so gorgeous
urfavvirgo
but he hates her💀
Flappy.
why are they still dating
urfavvirgo
bc she is OBSESSED with him
Flappy.
that sounds like more reason to break up 😭😭
urfavvirgo
so yeah he basically cheated on her with me and I basically homie hopped from Andrei to zeke
urfavvirgo
and idk what to do
urfavvirgo
bc I like jayden a lot as a friend he’s so sweet but I’m also second guessing that now bc why is he tryna cuddle with me while I actively like his best friend
Flappy.
does he know you like the other guy
Flappy.
andrei
urfavvirgo
YES
Flappy.
he seems like
urfavvirgo
I LITERALLY ONLY YAP ABT ANDREI
urfavvirgo
THATS IT
Flappy.
that seemed like a very shitty thinf to do
urfavvirgo
no but I’m torn bc jayden is probably one of the nicest middle school boys I’ve ever met
Flappy.
HE DOESNT SEEM LIKE IT
urfavvirgo
HE IS YOU HAVE TO TRUST LE
urfavvirgo
ME
urfavvirgo
ugh
urfavvirgo
I hate this
urfavvirgo
Andrei can never know
Flappy.
mmmmmmmmmm
urfavvirgo
flaps before I tell you what I think what do YOU think
Flappy.
he looks like he would be annoying irl
Flappy.
ah double post
Flappy.
i knew a kid who looked like that last year
Flappy.
hated him sm 😭
urfavvirgo
he looks like Andrei but whiter 💀
urfavvirgo
like they have the same nose and smile and dimples and jawline and hair
Flappy.
are you sure andreis not annoying
urfavvirgo
he is 💀
Flappy.
is his entire personality racism
Flappy.
per chance
urfavvirgo
he’s very racist but that’s not his entire personality
urfavvirgo
his entire personality is basketball and snowboardinh
urfavvirgo
snowboardinh
urfavvirgo
snowborading
Flappy.
help this made me laugh
urfavvirgo
snowboarding
Flappy.
isnt snowboarding like skateboarding but in cold
urfavvirgo
not rlly tbh
urfavvirgo
that’s only if u do terrain park
The Unknown King of Moderation
Rookie numbers
The Unknown King of Moderation
No it’s way different
Flappy.
hmm
Flappy.
(i have no idea what that is)
urfavvirgo
anyways to keep yapping abt andrei
urfavvirgo
(neither did I until Andrei explained)
Flappy.
mhm mhm keep goinf
urfavvirgo
Idk what to think abt jayden anymore
urfavvirgo
and i messed up big time
Flappy.
MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAD HIM ON ANYMORE
Flappy.
BUT ALSO ALSO DONT ACT LIKE SUDDENLY COLD TO HIM BC THATD BE CONFUSING FOR HIM AND HE PROLLY WOULDN'T GET IT
Flappy.
yup basically
urfavvirgo
no bc why would i hang out with him.
urfavvirgo
just the two of us
urfavvirgo
THTS SO AWKWARD
urfavvirgo
LIKE I DIDNT REALIZE I HAD TO TALK TO HIM
αmy
YES
αmy
ME TOO BRO
Flappy.
FYM 😭😭😭
αmy
the girl looks like she has a few too many chromosomes
urfavvirgo
WELL I MAKE PLANS WITH PPL WITHOUT REALIZING THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE TO LIKE….. BE AROUND THEM
urfavvirgo
LIKE I DIDNT REALIZE THAT I HAD TO FOLLOW THROUGH AND ACTUALLY SOCIALIZE WITH HIM
Flappy.
maybe you should start taking that into consideration
urfavvirgo
yes
Flappy.
so whatre you gonna do
urfavvirgo
I’m not sure
urfavvirgo
stop replying to jayden
urfavvirgo
get over andrei
urfavvirgo
and like explain to lily
Flappy.
thats probably good
Flappy.
do you have any classes w them
urfavvirgo
I don’t go to school with any of them 💀
urfavvirgo
we go to schools like all over the city
Flappy.
oh thats good
Flappy.
howd
Flappy.
yall meet then
urfavvirgo
um
urfavvirgo
id prefer to not say
Flappy.
innnnnnnnnteresting
Anonymous
NYC?
Flappy.
she literally j said the word city bro calm down
Anonymous
Ik im just curious lmao
urfavvirgo
JAYDENS BEING MEAN
Flappy.
whats he doing
Flappy.
i have to go ina bit
urfavvirgo
he just said womp womp tf cause I called him out on his attitude problem
Flappy.
HE SOUNDS LIKE MY BROTHER
Flappy.
he goes
Flappy.
"womp womp" or "ruh roh"
Anonymous
Whoa there
mal
hi
Anonymous
Hey Mal
Flappy.
hi mallll
urfavvirgo
IM MAD
urfavvirgo
HES ARGUING WITH ME
Flappy.
abt what
mal
hru flappy nd ingenious
Anonymous
I would love to hear about this but I will stay out of it if you guys want
Flappy.
OH SHIT I HAVR TO GO RN BUT PLS TELL ME ON UWU
Flappy.
SORRY BYEE
Anonymous
By
mal
bye flappyy
urfavvirgo
I SAID “why u acting like Andrei what’s wrong with u” AND HE “what’s wrong with me wtf?”
urfavvirgo
HELL NO THIS BITCH
mal
WHAT
urfavvirgo
I’m fighting him.
mal
oh
Anonymous
Wait why are you fighting him
urfavvirgo
I’m bouta beat this bitch up cause who does he think he is
mal
whatd he do
Anonymous
I’m so confused 😭
urfavvirgo
mal
YO WHOS HE TELLING TO BE QUIET
Anonymous
Wait why are you mad in the first place
Anonymous
What did he do
mal
AINT NO ONE TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT
mal
asshole
urfavvirgo
its probably Andrei
urfavvirgo
tbh
urfavvirgo
I’m guessing they’re hanging out
mal
oh
mal
dead chat?
Kristian‽
wsg
mal
yo
mal
hru
Kristian‽
good
Kristian‽
yu?
mal
im alr
Kristian‽
nice
mal
yuh
Kristian‽
pluh
mal
gluh
Kristian‽
uh
Kristian‽
this is my school ipad
mal
cool
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
AYEEEE
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Wtf....
Kristian‽
ayyy ethan
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Wsp , also tf u be lookin up
mal
lmao
Kristian‽
im getting put on a watchlist
Kristian‽
wanna be traumatized ethan?
Kristian‽
mal
I TOLD YOU
mal
TRIGGER WARNING
mal
MY GOD
mal
I SWITCHED TABS ND SAW THAT
mal
GAVE ME A FUCKIN HEART ATTACK
Kristian‽
SORRY
mal
no that picture needs like
mal
yknow that google image filter thing
mal
where you hafta click on it to see the picture
urfavvirgo
mal
mal
em
urfavvirgo
I’m like actually shaking this bitchass motherfucker is pushing it
mal
whats he saying
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
....
Kristian‽
urfavvirgo
urfavvirgo
UGH
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Yep.
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I'm ded
urfavvirgo
I mean he’s like pretty spot on but why he saying it so aggressively
mal
lmao
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Honestly I'm confused on tht smh
Kristian‽
i have no idea whats going on
Kristian‽
and im thankful
urfavvirgo
I’m actually irritated tho
urfavvirgo
he’s making me mad to the point that I’m gonna text his mom
mal
TEXT HIS MOM
mal
DO IT
Kristian‽
yo can i get his moms number?
Kristian‽
asking for a friend
mal
lmaoo
Kristian‽
GUYS AGS BACK ON
Kristian‽
rdetyfgiuhojpk'l;
mal
O GOD
Anonymous
AG FUCK OFFF
Anonymous
Wait what happened
Kristian‽
bro you spawn in the send ag is mentioned
mal
bahahahs
Kristian‽
her cousins a wanted war criminal
Kristian‽
second
Anonymous
That was her cousin?
Kristian‽
yep
urfavvirgo
wait nvm
Anonymous
Oh
Kristian‽
she jsut called the cops on him
urfavvirgo
he’s yapping abt “oh I was kidding blah blah blah” but I kinda already texted his mom screenshots
mal
.....oh
Anonymous
Wait so
Kristian‽
he says he was kidding about gassing everyone in a 3rd world country
Kristian‽
but he actually did it
Anonymous
That’s why? lol
urfavvirgo
oops
Anonymous
Wait what is texting his mom gonna do 😭
Kristian‽
you think this is funny? sicko
Anonymous
No I don’t
Kristian‽
shes calling the cops and disowning him
mal
shes gonna bring back the dead ppl
Anonymous
Yo Wade, there's a new Deadpool movie.
Anonymous
Good riddance I guess
urfavvirgo
its gonna get his ass beat
Kristian‽
wades not on this post dumbass
Anonymous
AG FUCK OFF
Anonymous
Nice
Anonymous
Get better insults next time retard.
mal
says you.
Kristian‽
you know when your child gasses people in a 3rd world country so you spank them
Anonymous
See ya fuckheads
Anonymous
I'm leaving rn
Anonymous
So goodbye
Kristian‽
GOD DAMMIT
Anonymous
LEAVE FOREVER
Kristian‽
NO
Kristian‽
I WANT DRAMA
Kristian‽
I LOSE RELEVANCE WHEN YOU ARENT HERE
mal
exactly
mal
not that i would know
mal
its never happened to me before
Anonymous
Go have drama with your strict parents. Ok!
Anonymous
How did you even get his moms number 😭😭
Kristian‽
w game
Anonymous
W
Anonymous
Who the fuck plays Xbox 360 in 2024?
mal
i thought you were leaving
Anonymous
Get a latest console douchebag.
Kristian‽
i have a 360 and series x
Anonymous
I'm leaving
Anonymous
So goodbye.
Kristian‽
i tried to play dishonored xbox 360 on series x
mal
leave fr this time.
Kristian‽
no backwards compatibility
Kristian‽
ima use gamepass or sum
Anonymous
LEAVE FOREVER
Kristian‽
or order a components cable for our new tvs
urfavvirgo
mal
mal
em
urfavvirgo
my friend says that Jaydens prolly mad bc I did all that flirty stuff with him but I still talk abt andrei
mal
oh damn
urfavvirgo
is that correct?
mal
i mean i cant rlly say cus i dunno jayden
mal
but maybe
mal
prolly
mal
i dunno
urfavvirgo
but what do u think like even without knowing the situation
urfavvirgo
okay
mal
id say yea
mal
prolly
urfavvirgo
he’s apologizing fr this time
mal
oh
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Womp womp wsp ppls
urfavvirgo
HELP I COULD NOT GIVE LESS OF A FUCK I GOTTA RUN BEFORE HIS MOM GETS HOME
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Nah thts wild
Kristian‽
ethan you missed this dude
urfavvirgo
I sent her screenshots.
Kristian‽
trigger warning
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I don't understand....
Kristian‽
thats ag
Anonymous
AG SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
WAIT FR???
Kristian‽
astaricno21
Kristian‽
yes
Kristian‽
aka gg miller
Anonymous
He is very ugly
Kristian‽
aka adrian gorges
Anonymous
Who is gg miler
Kristian‽
he said he looks very sexy
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA LMAO. ITHOUGHT HE WAS BLACK LMAO
Kristian‽
his alt
Kristian‽
i mean hes kinda black
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
NAH THTS A GRINGO
Kristian‽
scratch that nvm
αmy
wsg
mal
THAT
mal
WAS
mal
TOO
mal
LATE
mal
AH
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Rip
mal
heyyy
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Wsg amy
Anonymous
lol
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Rip chat frfr
mal
fr
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Nvm I glitched
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Rip responce....
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Yall , has Jake, Madi, or dani been on?
mal
not recently
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Dang it
urfavvirgo
he’s making me mad
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Who?
Wade
IM GONNA DIE
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Jake?
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
NEW DEDPOOL MOVIR BTW
Wade
IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
urfavvirgo
toxic ass bitch spam apologizing me like who gave a fuck cause IK it wasn’t me (I was shaking abt to beat his ass)
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Wade
IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MYSELF
urfavvirgo
no 💀
αmy
HEY GORGEOUS
Anonymous
ETHAN
Anonymous
ANDROID KID
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Lol
αmy
are you autistic?
mal
HIIIII
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Bro iPhone overated
Anonymous
NO ANDROID IS SO BAD
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Plus I'm borrowing this tablet lol
Wade
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Cap
αmy
who who who spill
Anonymous
Dayummmmmm Wade
αmy
no
Anonymous
I think I saw Jake today though
αmy
it’s…really not that impressive
urfavvirgo
for real beo
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Cap
urfavvirgo
bro
urfavvirgo
jayden 💀
αmy
oh 💀
Anonymous
Android designs are so autistic
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Better cameras , software , not good with security and thts it tho
Anonymous
No.
Wade
IM GONNA PISS MYSELF
αmy
but they’re fucking ugly
urfavvirgo
for real bro
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Bro each year Apple changes the color of the phone
urfavvirgo
FOR REAL
Anonymous
I will watch the new movie too
urfavvirgo
they still cuter than androids
αmy
real
Wade
IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Anonymous
Bro
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
"Cuter" really doesn't matter , it's the productivity.
urfavvirgo
it matters to me
Anonymous
But there isn't PINK androids
Anonymous
Or green
Anonymous
Or
urfavvirgo
also iphones are compatible with everything made by apple
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Yeah and we don't have to pay an extra 300 dollars for a color
urfavvirgo
so that’s nice
Anonymous
Yeah
αmy
can you calm down
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Yet android is compatible with everything branded or non
αmy
it’s not that deep
urfavvirgo
exactly
Anonymous
Amy what did Wade do?
urfavvirgo
so is Apple?
Wade
UNGHH
αmy
that’s what brokies say
urfavvirgo
the perks are just so much better
Anonymous
FR
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
^^^^
Anonymous
I got the pink iphone 15
Wade
FUCK YOU BITCH LET ME HAVE THIS
αmy
what the fuck.
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Why pink...
urfavvirgo
I DIDNT WANNA CALL OUT HIS POOR SELF BUT EXCACTLY
mal
i got the blue one
Anonymous
Ask my grandma
urfavvirgo
have what
urfavvirgo
a movie?
mal
LMAO
urfavvirgo
that’s not how it works
Anonymous
Deadpool 3 is gonna be amazing
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
That's kinda sad considering what I own
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Slide me her number?
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
JK LOL
The Unknown King of Moderation
Guys is Wade okay
Wade
im gonna piss myself
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
AYE ITSCJAKE WSG NIGGA
Anonymous
SHES LITERALLY 90
Wade
JAKE IM GONNA DIE
The Unknown King of Moderation
Why
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
IM JOKINGGG
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
READ
The Unknown King of Moderation
I did
The Unknown King of Moderation
And idc
Wade
ITS SO BEAUTIFUL
The Unknown King of Moderation
Okay
Anonymous
He got a heart attack becayse of the new Deadpool movie
αmy
what, pray tell, do you own
Wade
IM GONNA DIE
The Unknown King of Moderation
New movie wow
αmy
one can only hope
Anonymous
GUYS WE SHOULD ALL MATCH PFPS
Wade
IM GONNA NUT MYSELF
The Unknown King of Moderation
I miss Madi :(
αmy
okay
The Unknown King of Moderation
I’ve been off all day too but I still miss her
Anonymous
Nice
αmy
can we all stop obsessing over stuff
The Unknown King of Moderation
I’m not obsessing
Anonymous
No I will never stop obsessing over things
Wade
IVE WATCHED IT 8 TIMES
urfavvirgo
yes (it’s only okay when I do it ❤️)
αmy
get help
Chunke Monke
stop venting
Anonymous
CHUNKEKEKE
αmy
(yes because you make it worthwhile ❤️
αmy
*)
Chunke Monke
wazzzupppppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪
Wade
FUCK YOU
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Dummy Jake lol
αmy
uh, no?
Anonymous
Have y'all been watching the super bowl?
αmy
you need to
αmy
stop
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I AM RN LMAO
Wade
I was
Anonymous
"Do girls prefer apple phones"
αmy
having orgasms over a movie trailer
Anonymous
NEVER
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Actually yes
urfavvirgo
^^^^
The Unknown King of Moderation
💀
mal
no
The Unknown King of Moderation
Super balls
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
No.
αmy
you’re not funny.
mal
ooo
The Unknown King of Moderation
If the 49ers lose im killing myself
Wade
ooo a newplanet of the apes
Anonymous
Same\
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
CMON CHIEFSSSSS
αmy
i hope they lose
αmy
(jk dont kys)
Anonymous
49ers
Wade
Taylor Swift for the win
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
ALL ON CHEAFA
αmy
you’d fit in great!
mal
💀
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT
Anonymous
GUYS AS I WAS SAYING
αmy
real
The Unknown King of Moderation
Gaylor Shit
Anonymous
WE GOTTA ALL MATCH PFPS IT WOULD BE FUN
Chunke Monke
no, fuck the swifties
αmy
are you aware. that grammarly is free.
Chunke Monke
pause
αmy
genuine question
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Nope
Wade
I can die of happiness
αmy
cool
Anonymous
Are you aware that being the grammar police is cringe
αmy
can you go die somewhere else?
Wade
CHUNK DID U SEE THE TRAILER
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Are u aware about accidents?
Chunke Monke
wat trailer
Anonymous
DEADPOOL
Wade
oooo a new planet of the apes
urfavvirgo
^^^
αmy
yes, because i’m talking to one
Chunke Monke
no
Anonymous
We're all accidents
Wade
CHEK MY POST
urfavvirgo
shh
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Then why you yapping about a little mistake.
urfavvirgo
not me
αmy
you’ve said that a million times
mal
yo stop calling us out
Anonymous
No mistakes just happy accidents!!!!!!!
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
BRO SHE YAPPIN ON MY GRAMMAR HOP OFFF
Wade
FUCK YOU
Anonymous
Sorry
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Fuckin 🤓
αmy
cause literally every sentence you type has a grammatical error
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Yes because I prefer a computer keyboard not a fucking small ass screen
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ethan check my last non-mod post
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I g t
Anonymous
I'm on my mac rn
mal
we gotta keep it secret smh
The Unknown King of Moderation
You don’t have to do the thing but if you want you can
Chunke Monke
deadpool's skin looks yummy
αmy
…that should make it easier.
urfavvirgo
I can type properly when I’m on computer
Anonymous
TF?
mal
🌲
αmy
are your fingers that fucking fat?
Anonymous
Bro stop policing people, it
Anonymous
it is just grammar
mal
oh?
Wade
MARVEL JESUS
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Is ur brain to small?
αmy
*too
Wade
UNGH
mal
just it grammar is
The Unknown King of Moderation
My fingers are nice
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Fucking nerd
The Unknown King of Moderation
Madi knows
Anonymous
Wade my sister wants your Insta
Flappy.
man football is so fucking boring
αmy
oh my god. stop jerking off to a fucking movie trailer.
The Unknown King of Moderation
💀
urfavvirgo
FLAPS
The Unknown King of Moderation
Facts
urfavvirgo
HIIIIIII
αmy
STOP
mal
um
mal
congrats
Wade
is she hot?
Flappy.
HI EMILY
The Unknown King of Moderation
Flappy flappy do you want the niners to win
αmy
HI FLAPPY
Anonymous
Maybe
Chunke Monke
fax bruv ong frfr 100% on my life dat is no cap
urfavvirgo
u don’t even have insta 💀
Flappy.
ya
Wade
the BTS one?
The Unknown King of Moderation
W
Flappy.
hi amyy
urfavvirgo
why are u calling ur sis hot
αmy
sad greeting
Anonymous
IM NOT
Wade
Damn The Fall Guy looks good too
Chunke Monke
he said maybe ya goofy goober
Flappy.
stop i couldve done a 1 y amy
Chunke Monke
never said yes
Anonymous
Facts
urfavvirgo
FLAPPITY DAPPITY DOO
αmy
i’m hurt :(
Flappy.
i only wtch the superbowl for the ads istgg
Flappy.
the ads are funny sometimes 😭
The Unknown King of Moderation
Fr
mal
HI FLAPPY
Flappy.
HIIII
αmy
masturbate to fandango elsewhere
Flappy.
MALLARD
Flappy.
.huh
αmy
for the greater good
urfavvirgo
HIIII
Wade
State Farm
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
corruption. ; Wade x ella
αmy
it’s. you don’t wanna know
The Unknown King of Moderation
Me
The Unknown King of Moderation
Jake farm
Anonymous
Sadly
αmy
ew
mal
🦆
Flappy.
these ads are unhinged
Flappy.
HOWRE YOUU
αmy
jake from statefarm is literally so hot
Flappy.
WAIT WAIT I READ WHT HAPPENED AFTER I LEFT
urfavvirgo
IM BETTER NOWWWWWW HOW ARE U
Wade
Thought she didnt like me
αmy
Flappy.
GUYS whats ur favorite kind of ads
Flappy.
MINE IS GEICO
urfavvirgo
he apologized to me like sincerely
Flappy.
I LOVE GEICO ADS
Anonymous
I have no idea
Flappy.
UNIRONICALLY FUNNY
urfavvirgo
THE JUST EATS ONE
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
BRO OMFG I JS WATCH AN ADD FOR IT
αmy
“singles in your area”
αmy
jkjk
Wade
lol
αmy
probably statefarm
urfavvirgo
WITH LATTO AND CHEISTINA AGULEIRA
Flappy.
THATS GOOOD
Flappy.
ace is the place w the helpful hardware folks
αmy
christina
urfavvirgo
OOPS
αmy
good to know
Wade
fall Guy looks greatt
Anonymous
Guys there's like 15 people who are mostly active on WJE right?
Anonymous
That means one of us is gay
αmy
LITERALLY DID ANYONE ASK ???
mal
kryssteena
Wade
Im one of em
αmy
STOP CUMMING TO MOVIE TRAILERS
Flappy.
i love hawaiian pizza
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I'm not
αmy
it doesn’t love you back
Anonymous
^^^^^^^^
Flappy.
nuh uh
Wade
bitch this is my post
urfavvirgo
HEY HEY HEY NOW
αmy
guess what! it’s you
urfavvirgo
…….and?
αmy
would you love someone that ate you
Anonymous
I'm not gay
αmy
wait i didn’t think that through
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Smh and I can delete this post so quit yappin
mal
guys imma cry my hair is so messy but ion wanna shower rn
urfavvirgo
it depends in what way
Flappy.
the way you phrased that
Flappy.
what kind
αmy
I KNOW SHUT UP
Flappy.
thats so real
mal
i didnt straighten it or anything last night
αmy
Wade
Not if i do it fiirst
mal
so its natural rn
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
NAHHHHHH&
mal
nd my hair natural is NOT nice
mal
at all
Anonymous
I forgot about this hair oil I got for my birthday lol, I just found it
αmy
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
VIRGO CANCELED
αmy
αmy
αmy
Flappy.
amy
αmy
Flappy.
GUYS IM WINNING SMH
αmy
Wade
mid
Anonymous
SHUT UP WITH YOUR L RIZZ
αmy
Wade
L
urfavvirgo
WDYM
αmy
αmy
who’s that
αmy
she sounds
αmy
nice
Anonymous
You ARE amy
Flappy.
help my friends mom is so
Flappy.
unfiltered
αmy
and she also sounds like she has great valentine’s day carda
Flappy.
49ERS HAVE THREE WHOLE POINTS
Flappy.
crazy
Anonymous
Everyone in my family:
αmy
help
Wade
shes delusional
urfavvirgo
I have like 5000 at Starbucks smh
urfavvirgo
I’m cooler
mal
Wade
best one
αmy
is your blood 85% sugared beverage
αmy
guess what
Anonymous
I drink starbucks a lot
αmy
ok cool
urfavvirgo
yeah prolly
Anonymous
wait that sounded rlly gay of me
Wade
lmao
Flappy.
its such a nice day outside
Flappy.
wow
αmy
come out of the closet
αmy
it’s literally 7:23
αmy
it’s black
Flappy.
its 4:23 ur crazy
αmy
nuh uh
Anonymous
IM NOT GAY
Flappy.
are you implyinf because its black it cant be nice
αmy
yes.
αmy
yes i am.
Wade
ungh
Anonymous
Racist!!!!!!!
Anonymous
What
αmy
stop MOANING YOU PRICK
Wade
THIS IS MY POST I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
The Unknown King of Moderation
^^^
Anonymous
FACTS
The Unknown King of Moderation
I want
The Unknown King of Moderation
My girlfriend
The Unknown King of Moderation
:(
Anonymous
Awww
αmy
shut the fuck up you probably masturbate you fandango too
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wade comfort me
Anonymous
Gay
Wade
I can be a temporary substistue
urfavvirgo
ur just agreeing bc you’d rather have him moaning to Deadpool than madi
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nuh uh
Flappy.
emily
Wade
yes daddy
αmy
^^^
Flappy.
nm
urfavvirgo
WHAT
Flappy.
my phones lagging rn
The Unknown King of Moderation
I will stop
αmy
what. the actual. fuck.
Wade
maybe
urfavvirgo
HI
The Unknown King of Moderation
For now
Flappy.
I WAS GONNA ASK WHERE U WENT
Flappy.
BUT THEN YOU SAID SOMETH
Anonymous
You are gay
urfavvirgo
OH OKAYY
Anonymous
Wade's the gay one
αmy
you’re so, so, repulsive
Wade
im not i swear
Anonymous
Ong?
Flappy.
YOURE THE ONLY NORMAL ONE HERE RN
Flappy.
UM UM
Flappy.
HOW ARE YOU RN
Wade
UNGH
urfavvirgo
What was it
αmy
excuse me?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Amy you’re hardly normal
urfavvirgo
AW THANK U FLAPS
αmy
“i cant finger you”
urfavvirgo
IM GOOD HBU
Wade
lmao she asked to date me
Anonymous
WAIT ACTUALLY
urfavvirgo
.
Anonymous
THATS SO WILD
Wade
I got screenshots
αmy
i know but like
αmy
what
The Unknown King of Moderation
Anyone who wants to date you is clearly out of their mind wade
Flappy.
excuse you
Anonymous
WADE SCREENSHOTS
Flappy.
IM GOOD IM GOOD
αmy
HEY
Anonymous
RN
Wade
U asked to finger me
urfavvirgo
THATS GOOD THATS GOOD
αmy
he’s going to finger your asshole
αmy
he promised
The Unknown King of Moderation
I asked if I could and answered my own rhetorical question
urfavvirgo
THTS MY RESPONSE TOO
Wade
I said maaaaybe
Flappy.
DID YOU GET EVERYTHINF MOSTLY FIGURED OUT
urfavvirgo
LIKE UR EXCUSED BUDDY
Anonymous
Wade I need screenshots, send me them on uwu
Wade
cant rn will later
urfavvirgo
YES EVERYTHINGS FINE NOW
urfavvirgo
KINDA
αmy
wait i know who you are
urfavvirgo
HES HARD TO FIGURE OUT
αmy
wait actually never mind
Wade
Gotta rewatch rhis trailer for the 10th time
urfavvirgo
WHO
Anonymous
Nice
Flappy.
OKAY OKAY THATS GOOD
αmy
i have an idea
The Unknown King of Moderation
How many of those times have you ejaculated
urfavvirgo
Wade?
αmy
but chunkemunke is ruining it
Wade
UNGH
αmy
what no lmfao, opal
urfavvirgo
oh
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ingenious isn’t Opal there’s no way
Wade
MY BFF IS OPAL!?
Anonymous
Wade it's just Ryan Reynolds
αmy
shut up
Flappy.
"i bet the nfl scripters are gonna make the chiefs win so taylor swift can propose to travis and tell everyone to vote for biden at the end"
αmy
what
Wade
According to feet I'm Deadpool which means Im also Ryan Reynolds
The Unknown King of Moderation
That’s gonna happen smh
Flappy.
the peoelp im with are losing their minds
αmy
can you. chill.
urfavvirgo
that’s the most autistic thing I’ve ever heard
αmy
the syndrome is downing
Anonymous
Haha
Wade
no UNGH(no that wasnt directed at you)
Kristian‽
GUYS I POSTED THE TIKTOK
The Unknown King of Moderation
It makes sense considering who it came from
Kristian‽
HI WADE
Flappy.
isnt it
αmy
okay.
urfavvirgo
pls stop being so mean to flappy
Flappy.
I DIDNT SAY IT FIRST
Wade
KRISSSSY
Anonymous
Wait his name is Kris?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Guys Madi’s so fucking cute I love her so much hehehe
Flappy.
i agree with emily 🥺
Wade
UNGH!
Anonymous
Oh yeah I forgot about that
αmy
OOO YAY ¥ MESSAGED ME BACK
Kristian‽
I POSTED THE TIKTOK ADVERTISING WJE
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nice
Anonymous
SEND THE LINK
urfavvirgo
NVM SHES REPULSIVE BE AS MEAN AS U WANT I DONT CLAIM HER
Wade
We just kicked off a dude with adhd
αmy
why are you telling us this
Kristian‽
www.tiktok.com/@ubisoftaddict
Kristian‽
its the most recent vid
The Unknown King of Moderation
Cause I can’t stop thinking about her
Anonymous
Who
Flappy.
WHAT NO PLEASE
αmy
why does he laugh like that
Flappy.
autistic train of thought
The Unknown King of Moderation
We called last night and she’s just so USHDGDHDGDH SO CUTE
The Unknown King of Moderation
You’re quite familiar huh
Wade
KRIS WHERES MY POOKIE
αmy
why are you telling US this.
Flappy.
amy
Anonymous
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
αmy
just stop thinking about her
Wade
IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK I NEED MY POOKIE
Anonymous
Who is your pookie again?
αmy
calm down
Flappy.
amy
Anonymous
Oh right it's Toast
Wade
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
αmy
ye
Flappy.
dont be mean to special needs people
urfavvirgo
it makes me so uncomfy😭
αmy
you’re right, i can’t stoop that low
Flappy.
jake is very sensitive and he might not realize what youre saying
αmy
^^^^^^^^^
Wade
JAKE CONTIUNE
αmy
THIS
αmy
OMFG
Wade
I WANNA HEAR MORE
The Unknown King of Moderation
W
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Rip
αmy
WHY DO I NEED TO HEAR EVERY DETAIL OF YOUR E SEX LIFE THING
Flappy.
😭
Kristian‽
yes
Flappy.
e sex life thing
Anonymous
Kris you should've written follow ingenious!
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS NOT E SEX
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Jake and madi esex
The Unknown King of Moderation
I LOVE HER
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
BAHAHAHAHA
The Unknown King of Moderation
SIMPLE AS THAT
Kristian‽
ill tell them later
The Unknown King of Moderation
I
Wade
UNGH!
The Unknown King of Moderation
AM
Flappy.
Its esex.
αmy
I’VE SEEN YOUR COROOM CHATS
The Unknown King of Moderation
IN
The Unknown King of Moderation
LOVE
Kristian‽
also one person is trans that follows me
The Unknown King of Moderation
WITH
urfavvirgo
then what is it?
The Unknown King of Moderation
HER
Flappy.
HELP THEY HAVE A TEMU AD 😭
αmy
BUT DID ANYONE ASK???
Kristian‽
most of them are gonna be elder scrolls themed
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
E
αmy
DID ANYONE. ASK.
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Sex
Anonymous
Sweet
The Unknown King of Moderation
NOBODY NEEDS TO FUCKING ASK YOURE BEING TOLD
urfavvirgo
that consists of esex
Flappy.
i think its e sex
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO!
Kristian‽
i thot realtionships where when you buy a car
Wade
JAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Flappy.
jake
αmy
I DONT CARE IF IT’S A DOMINATRIX BONDAGE CLUB I DONT WANT TO HEAR OF IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
YOU GUYS ONLY FOCUS ON (and usually see) THE GROSS STUFF
urfavvirgo
so you deny making disgustingly horny comments with and about her?
Flappy.
dont do stuff if you dont want to be accusedof doing it
Wade
JAKE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP
αmy
YEAH CAUSE YOU’RE GROSS
The Unknown King of Moderation
WANT ME TO PULL UP FUCKING SCREENSHOTS?
Flappy.
"you guys only see the esex!!!!"
Kristian‽
oh wade i started watching arrow again
Wade
YES
αmy
WADE STOP GETTING OFF ON THEIR BONDAGE STRIP CLUB E SEX THING
Wade
based
urfavvirgo
THATS WHAT I HEARD TOO NGL
Anonymous
Arrow is so based
Wade
JAAKE
αmy
^^^^^
Anonymous
What???
Kristian‽
^^^^
The Unknown King of Moderation
WADE ILL GIVE YOU THE SS BUT I DONT TRUST THE REST OF YOU CAUSE YOURE MEAN
Kristian‽
wade post the ss in memes
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Dang alr
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I see u Jake
urfavvirgo
can u not tell that wade has a mommy/degradation kink?
Wade
UNH!
αmy
*HAVING A REASONABLE REACTION TO YOUR E SEX
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Once ur ppokie not ur pookie no more
urfavvirgo
^^^^^
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Smh
Wade
bet
Flappy.
BASICALLY
Flappy.
man watching sports irl would be so hard cuz then theres no subtitles
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
IF JAKE DELETES ITS ABUSE OF MOD BAHAHAHAHA
Wade
JAKEY CONTIUNE
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Dumbass
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nah yknow what fuck it you guys are just gonna bully me more for it
Wade
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I've been in one , they have speakers