Commodification jokes
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. ππππ
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Whatβs the difference between chocolate and people?
You canβt buy people nowadays.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.