Commodification jokes

What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.

Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂

What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.