Commodification jokes
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Capitalism.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.