Commodification jokes
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What鈥檚 the difference between chocolate and people?
You can鈥檛 buy people nowadays.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."