Columbine jokes

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.