Collar jokes
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
