Collar

Collar Jokes

Priest

Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

Emo

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

Hair

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.