My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar
