Cold Shoulder jokes

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?

A cold shoulder.

What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.