Cold Shoulder jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Most states: "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends." Alabama: "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.