Cold Shoulder jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?

A cold shoulder.

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"

Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."